The escapist
Hey there! I'm Paula.

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superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
christianscorner:

gloomyteens:

twinkpop:

when that person u hate gets caught for doing something stupid image

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oceanchills:

f4me:

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck

thank u

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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theadventuresofblaise:

tramampoline:

angrytransblogger:

marcovicci:

darkcountrymagic:

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

image

this one?

what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image

WTF

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dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"

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buttlass:

the worst part about anxiety and homework is if i’m really behind or i have a lot of work to do, i will shut down from the pressure, if not have a full-on panic attack, and i won’t be able to get anything done, and that just adds to the stress, and it’s really just a vicious cycle

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❝Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
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chicagorgasm:

‘who do you like?’ or dare

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